9/29/2008

Chelsea and Brian took me to a parking lot where, under a locked grate, I had a little secret stash of tools, money, and items I might need. While unlocking it, a crowd of middle aged white people gathered, watching, staring. I tried to ignore them, but they started being threatening. A woman was the first to speak, attempting to intimidate me by saying the first line of the last verse of "Weird Beard" by the Mad Caddies. I immediately started singing the rest of the song with great fervor which delighted and dispersed the crowd.