Wednesday, July 20, 2011
9/28/2009
Desperate for a place to live, I was considering a large warehouse that I could subdivide into smaller units.
9/24/2009
Brian and Susan had a house on the beach. We hiked to it and a bunch of people were having a party inside. They were not pissed.
9/22/2009
I was in the middle of a really bad horror movie about a giant alligator.
A really fat woman had been at the beach for 6 years pretending to be dead.
A really fat woman had been at the beach for 6 years pretending to be dead.
9/21/2009
My dad bought a cliff to build his dream home, then some asshole developers blasted it away and built a giant hotel.
9/20/2009
My mom saw Colleen's birthday on Facebook, so she bought a present for me to give her: 15 pounds of laundry detergent. It was wrapped in yellow legal tablet paper, a bunch of it taped together.
9/19/2009
I was on a really long trip with a lot of random people. At one stop, I had to hit JW on the head with a baseball bat.
9/12/2009
I was watching Die Hard 2, but it was set in space, was mostly about a hot girl, and elevator shafts could not be climbed up.
A spider was above my bed, but I wanted it there, so I just spun around.
A spider was above my bed, but I wanted it there, so I just spun around.
9/11/2009
Nick Nolte was talking to me, but I couldn't understand him as he sounded like a dog barking.
9/10/2009
Ran out of money, couldn't pay electric bill. Decided to earn money by helping Reid with his pinewood derby car for Boy Scouts.
9/2/2009
Asked Jessie out and she shut me down SO harshly and SO thoroughly in front of her friend.
I was a superhero that everyone thought was gay. Me and the other heroes had our names painted across our chest in a way that they looked like tattoos.
I was a superhero that everyone thought was gay. Me and the other heroes had our names painted across our chest in a way that they looked like tattoos.
8/31/2009
I paid for chili at a Chili Cookoff, but there was no chili! Hugely disappointed. No refunds.
8/26/2009
Watched a special about how crazy people on a train alter peoples' lives. Crazy lab technicians who steal frogs!
8/24/2009
Even though I'd put my cat Oreo down a few days ago, he and his cat friend Chip were hanging out in my parents' bed. He was alive and healthy.
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