10/20/2009

Fell off my scooter on the freeway. Sarah Beth came and helped me out. (Eerie sidenote: told her this, she had the same dream that night).

10/19/2009

Looked up the history of The Sepulveda Pass. Apparently it was a famous LA area football quarterback's hail mary pass.

10/16/2009

Made a music video of myself sleeping. Wasn't very good.

10/12/2009

Broke the neck on my guitar. John fixed it. Then I played live action scribblenauts with a bunch of people. Throughout this, a man who had died's ghost was trying to reach out to the daughter he never got to say goodbye to.

10/9/2009

I was trying to get Long Beach to change their zip code by holding a sign on a street corner.

10/7/2009

I had an idea for a movie in which the main character accidentally teleported from New York to LA. It was really more ambitious to make than a good idea.

10/5/2009

I wanted to live with Kevin and Madison, but I had to figure out how all the special effects would work first.

10/3/2009

I was on some crazy adventure flying a small plane around when Suburban Legends found someone else to do their website. Buzz kill.

9/29/2009

I was in some crazy laboratory helping run experiments when someone pissed me off. I got back at them by unwinding a spool of tape. I found out I was wrong, so I rewound it.

9/28/2009

Desperate for a place to live, I was considering a large warehouse that I could subdivide into smaller units.

9/24/2009

Brian and Susan had a house on the beach. We hiked to it and a bunch of people were having a party inside. They were not pissed.

9/23/2009

Big factory making jokes. Workers were made out of metal.

9/22/2009

I was in the middle of a really bad horror movie about a giant alligator.

A really fat woman had been at the beach for 6 years pretending to be dead.

9/21/2009

My dad bought a cliff to build his dream home, then some asshole developers blasted it away and built a giant hotel.

9/20/2009

My mom saw Colleen's birthday on Facebook, so she bought a present for me to give her: 15 pounds of laundry detergent. It was wrapped in yellow legal tablet paper, a bunch of it taped together.

9/19/2009

I was on a really long trip with a lot of random people. At one stop, I had to hit JW on the head with a baseball bat.

9/12/2009

I was watching Die Hard 2, but it was set in space, was mostly about a hot girl, and elevator shafts could not be climbed up.

A spider was above my bed, but I wanted it there, so I just spun around.

9/11/2009

Nick Nolte was talking to me, but I couldn't understand him as he sounded like a dog barking.

9/10/2009

Ran out of money, couldn't pay electric bill. Decided to earn money by helping Reid with his pinewood derby car for Boy Scouts.

9/8/2009

Schoen won a storage unit from a Lotto scratcher.

9/2/2009

Asked Jessie out and she shut me down SO harshly and SO thoroughly in front of her friend.

I was a superhero that everyone thought was gay. Me and the other heroes had our names painted across our chest in a way that they looked like tattoos.

8/31/2009

I paid for chili at a Chili Cookoff, but there was no chili! Hugely disappointed. No refunds.

8/27/2009

Emily wanted a website, but I told her it was too early in the morning.

8/26/2009

Watched a special about how crazy people on a train alter peoples' lives. Crazy lab technicians who steal frogs!

8/24/2009

Even though I'd put my cat Oreo down a few days ago, he and his cat friend Chip were hanging out in my parents' bed. He was alive and healthy.