9/28/2009

Desperate for a place to live, I was considering a large warehouse that I could subdivide into smaller units.

9/24/2009

Brian and Susan had a house on the beach. We hiked to it and a bunch of people were having a party inside. They were not pissed.

9/23/2009

Big factory making jokes. Workers were made out of metal.

9/22/2009

I was in the middle of a really bad horror movie about a giant alligator.

A really fat woman had been at the beach for 6 years pretending to be dead.

9/21/2009

My dad bought a cliff to build his dream home, then some asshole developers blasted it away and built a giant hotel.

9/20/2009

My mom saw Colleen's birthday on Facebook, so she bought a present for me to give her: 15 pounds of laundry detergent. It was wrapped in yellow legal tablet paper, a bunch of it taped together.

9/19/2009

I was on a really long trip with a lot of random people. At one stop, I had to hit JW on the head with a baseball bat.