9/8/2009

Schoen won a storage unit from a Lotto scratcher.

9/2/2009

Asked Jessie out and she shut me down SO harshly and SO thoroughly in front of her friend.

I was a superhero that everyone thought was gay. Me and the other heroes had our names painted across our chest in a way that they looked like tattoos.

8/31/2009

I paid for chili at a Chili Cookoff, but there was no chili! Hugely disappointed. No refunds.

8/27/2009

Emily wanted a website, but I told her it was too early in the morning.

8/26/2009

Watched a special about how crazy people on a train alter peoples' lives. Crazy lab technicians who steal frogs!

8/24/2009

Even though I'd put my cat Oreo down a few days ago, he and his cat friend Chip were hanging out in my parents' bed. He was alive and healthy.

8/23/2009

Dealt with humanity and intellectual property rights in cases of people becoming animals, human-like creatures, and brain transplants.